An Excursion to High School

Welcome to high school, where we take care of your kids! After they amble through the door and glancing around their surroundings, they’re going to be rhapsodically be engrossed in a lengthy period of reviles from strangers, friends and even teachers! It’s just a delightful, encouraging way to start the day! High school education is ideal around the world in order to really comprehend its greatness, one should perceive every aspect that forms it fantastically. From the grading system to the teacher’s wage and students’ avidity to learn, there are numerous amount of qualities that make a public schools work like clockwork.

Public schools are usually scheduled so that they make sure students are most stressed out and sleep-deprived. This helps students with unlocking their dormant mind and learning through it. It has been shown that people learn more when their brains are not functioning.

Let’s start our trip around the school! We will first explore the hallways of the school. Imagine that the hallways are like a complex maze that illustrates the lavish, heterogeneous, universal cultures of the school. Walking on the filthy grounds and being attentive to the harmonious tune of the emergency alarm is what every individual encounters in their everyday lives. People scuffle to their classrooms, nudging and shoving, as they are mastering the art of self-defence.

Let me take you to the gymnasium. The place for gratification, suffer and health. Not solely will it supply enough space for students to be involved in any activities they want to do such as running, pushing, screaming, usually playing, students are also able to learn various life skills. Throwing one’s bat at a rival after a cricket match creates good personality and enhances the rival physically and mentally. Additionally, if the opponent has glasses, it would be excellent to break the glasses because it allows him/her to buy the brand new, costly frames he/she always desired.

Next, lets head off to the cafeteria. This is where students assemble to taste the mouth-watering homemade food, whoops sorry school made, food. It looks like on today’s menu, the cafeteria will be serving melted ice cream, frozen French fries and for today’s special, insect meatballs. We also encourage vegans to eat our main which is fresh red chicken with eggs.

Come into this classroom. Our teachers are mechanical experts, have the ability to control a technological device known as the computer. The students are watching South Park. Not only it’s a good show for life skills, it also indicates the benefits of public school and building potential to learn and succeed in one. You might not be able to realise, there are also students secretly passing notes to each other. The ability to engross in such action without the teacher seeing requires essential skills that could help in such profession as smuggling and drug dealing.

Students must obey the commands of their superior leaders, for any disobedience is met with the atrocious “series of sobs” to the principal’s office or an embarrassing lathering in front of everyone. All hail Hitler!

Every day, there are a bunch of debonair students smoking cannabis silently to strengthen their ability to cope with the amount of smoke produced in the air while also testing to make sure the smoke detectors are actually working.