A ‘modest Proposal’ to Prevent Homosexuals from Taking The Work Opportunities of Other Americans

This essay will discuss a modest proposal for preventing those who are homosexual from taking the work opportunities of other Americans in desperate need and pushing our population towards a decline. 

To begin, the one major problem in American society - besides, of course, the screaming amounts murder, domestic abuse, rape, along with the rising issue of immigration, poverty, and health care - is homosexuality. Homosexual marriage is more than just an unmatched offense, for it simply obstructs the natural idea of heterosexual relationships and marriages. Today the homosexual population is estimated to be at about 15% in America, meaning they're taking the work opportunities that other Americans desperately need. By extinguishing such threats, employment rates would skyrocket becoming more available to the public; therefore, strengthening the economy. I propose a solution to the viral problem of homosexuals, by making homosexual marriage, illegal as it once was. In support of that, the remaining homosexuals shall be deported to concentration sites. There they will be used in labor, evening out the building cost of these sites. Giving the benefits of this proposal a significant upper hand to the burdens, for it is of high importance to our economic society.

 Homosexual relationships are against the forces of nature, as they cannot reproduce, making themself a burden to the way of life. Now to flush out the homo shared ideas, American society as a whole must show a different mindset of pride in natural marriage. Marriages such as Kim Kardashians and Kris Humphries's ten-week marriage. If homosexuals are presented with the freedom of marriage, their homosexuality ideals open to society, corrupting our youth for everlasting generations. Not only that, but the homosexual public of marriage also allows them to adopt children. To up bring a well-raised family, a child needs two parents who could naturally produce children themselves; meaning between a mother and father. Making homosexual upbringing not only confusing but misleading a child into false ideals, creating an altered train of thought. In a sense that homosexual parents only are to corrupt a young mind into being raised as a homosexual. Beyond that, the homosexual community requires schooling institutions to promote tolerance of same-sex relationships, which requires us to make a change by creating a firm stance of morals. As of right now in America, we simply pride ourselves on society's ideas and unstable morals. Recently, there have been protests on the ‘gays being burned in hell’, so then why should we even allow them to live out their lives? For it simply just seems illogical to support such people to living out their lives when they're a disgrace to God. 

So in accommodation I also propose that we burn them alive in public places, to serve as an example to the American Public. By doing this, the American people will feel disinfected in regards to homosexuals and their gay-specific sexually transmitted diseases. Making the burnings a sense of entertainment, like a family movie night. As a little P.S.A, feel free to bring snacks, drinks, etc. to keep your kids going! Also making for an extremely beneficial lesson to your children that God only loves those who are not homosexuals. In psychology, there is a phenomenon that is known as the mere-exposure effect, which explains that people tend to be drawn towards certain things, for they’re familiar with it. In a similar sense, if homosexuals are allowed to marry, they’ll be able to spread their sexuality quickly like virus or disease. Making repeated exposure towards those who are not homosexuals more comfortable with those attributes, leading to repeated behavior. 

Homosexuality is a trait that can and will rub off like any other trait of an individual, such as eye color, height, weight, skin tone, etc. With all the homosexuals gone and banished from our world, America's economy will be booming in no time. The jobs that the homosexuals once held will be open to the public and the resources such as food once for them shall be salvaged amongst those who are in true need. Anything that was once in possession of a homosexual will be reinstated into the local financial institutes.