A Proposal to Address and Fix Illegal Immigration, Overpopulation, and Pollution

Today in the United States, there is an estimated 318.9 million people living here. Among these 318.9 million people, approximately 11.3 million of them are unauthorized immigrants, according to a census conducted in 2014 (Pew Research Center, 2014). These millions of illegal immigrants are causing our country to decline economically and socially. They are taking all of America’s best jobs, such as jobs in the fields and fast food restaurants. Additionally, many who cross the border are dangerous felons that pose a threat to our national security. They are rapists, drug dealers, gang members, kidnappers, and murderers, just like Donald Trump claims (Trump, 2015). These criminals are a significant factor in our crime rates; in fact, they make up 27% of our criminals (Department of Justice, 2014). They are also eroding our culture and traumatizing our children. Our education system requires us to learn a foreign language during high school or for college applications just because of all these illegal immigrants. Our children are wasting their valuable time learning another language when they could be learning about the history of art or how to sing better. The rest of the world should learn English, since it is, after all, the best language there is. Also, these people bring their cultures to the U.S., making the U.S. a big “melting pot,” where we are introduced to an array of cultures and lifestyles from all over the world. This causes the American culture, which everyone knows so well, to become lost and causes Americans to lose their identity.

The Great Wall of America

To fix this national issue, I propose a solution that will not only address our atrocious illegal immigration problem but also resolve many other issues in the U.S. and worldwide. It would fix issues such as our surplus population, world hunger, decrease the spread of infectious diseases on a global scale, eliminate international terrorism, and make the United States' economy the absolute best in the world. The first step is to build a wall around the United States' borders, just as Trump suggested (Trump, 2015). It will certainly stop “coyotes” from moving packs of people across the U.S.-Mexico border, which is one of the main sources of illegal immigration. Some may argue that these immigrants, these criminals, will simply go around the wall just like the Mongols did with the Great Wall of China, but this wall would also encircle the perimeter of the U.S’s coasts. The people would lose sight of the oceans and access to the beaches, but they will understand that it is for the greater good of their country. If they truly want to see the beaches, after the wall has been created, we can synthesize a beach in the middle of the country and call it a “Made America Great Again” Beach. This wall, which would encompass even the coasts, would be 25 feet tall and about 10 feet wide, and it would be constructed using other countries’ resources, primarily Mexico’s because they are the main source of the problem. Mexico will agree to building it because, after all, all countries want to keep their citizens inside their borders and not have them migrate to other places for better opportunities. The only help that we would be willing to offer would be a small loan of one million dollars. This wall would always be guarded, and the guards would have the order to kill on sight anything that is not authorized to be near a 1-mile radius of the border.

The Final Solution

After the Great Wall of America has been built, we can then commence phase two, “The Final Solution,” which would be to start a WWIII in order to eliminate the rest of the world, all 195 countries. This would completely end the issue for good because, logically, if there are no more people living outside of the United States, then there would be no immigrants to migrate into the U.S. in the first place, legal or illegal, right? However, this must follow the construction of the Great Wall of America so that the U.S. does not use its own resources and money to build the wall. The U.S. would be very capable of starting and winning this WWIII. We are, after all, a first-world country and a world power with the manpower and technology needed to do so. We know how to create super EMP bombs and have already proven that we are capable of bombing entire cities, such as in Japan’s bombings back in WWII (Smith, 2016).

The only difference would be that we would need a lot more bombs and that instead of neutralizing 220,000, we would neutralize about 7 billion people, which isn’t truly a large leap once one thinks about it, because why should we care about killing these people? If we are capable of killing one person without remorse, then we should not show remorse if we were to kill them all since they are all equal amongst themselves but not amongst Americans, right? Killing everyone except those in the U.S. would, as I stated before, help solve many international problems and make the U.S. better as a whole. For one, we would be the most powerful country in the world, and we would have an incomparable economy with the rest of the world. Furthermore, all the resources in the world would be available to the U.S., which would help its citizens create more businesses. We would also have more oil available for us to burn and, despite this, we would simultaneously decrease the amount of greenhouse gas emissions in the air. One of the countries with the highest greenhouse gas emissions is China, but with no one to work at their factories or drive their cars, their emissions would decrease by 100% as would the other big emitters such as European countries and India (United Nations, 2021). In addition to this, there would no longer be a worry about a global surplus population or about humans reaching the carrying capacity for quite a while because as of now, we are about 2.7 billion people away from reaching our carrying capacity, but after this effective plan, we would be very far away from that carrying capacity, about 9.7 billion people away, in fact. World hunger would end as well in the aftermath of WWIII, which is considered the number one global problem, according to the European Union (European Union, 2021).

Conclusion

These are only a few of the countless problems that would be solved with my proposal. If anyone protests or blames the government for massacring billions of people, they will be doing so wrongfully. Their hatred should be best directed towards Mexico because they are to truly blame, just like Germany is to blame for WWI and WWII, two truly horrible events in history that didn’t solve anything, unlike my effective and reasonable proposal of building a wall around the U.S. and starting WWIII.

References

• Department of Justice. (2014). Crime statistics report.
• European Union. (2021). World hunger: A global issue.
• Pew Research Center. (2014). Unauthorized immigrant population trends.
• Smith, J. (2016). History of warfare: Lessons from the past.
• Trump, D. (2015). Remarks on immigration.
• United Nations. (2021). Greenhouse gas emissions report.